A writer with international experience in film, television, and commercials.
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Coley Wright
U.S. Military Heightens Security After Another Group Of Precocious Children Sneaks Onto Base To Save Alien Friend
Taylor Swift Asks That Fans Not Attack Her Exes Unless They Can Fully Commit To Finishing The Job
Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior
We Sat Down With 10 Doctors And Asked, Is It Cancer? Oh God, It’s Cancer, Isn’t It?
Dog Who Successfully Detected Cancer In Owner Put Down For Practicing Medicine Without A License
David’s Bridal Introduces New Line Of Whore-Red Dresses For Wicked, Impure Divorcées’ Shameful Second Weddings
NYC Park Officials Finally Get Around To Replacing Dead Light Bulbs In Statue Of Liberty’s Eyes
Elon Musk Sues Mark Zuckerberg For Being Better At Profiting Off Someone Else’s Idea
The Onion Film Standard: Shazam! Fury Of The Gods
You Can Still Get Taylor Swift Tickets Down This Dark Alley By Crawling Into The Back Of This Van
Purge Negative Energy By Channeling It Into Your Personal Assistant
Questions I Get Asked As The Main Suspect In A Homicide Case
